The Japanese know that a toilet can do more than umm dispose of your undesirable bodily excretions. The toilet can calm and soothe your harried nerves and even save your marriage! How, you may ask. Let the experts explain. The Japanese have invented toilets with more accessories than your new iPhone. Their high-tech toilets, which everyone may laugh over but secretly rushes to buy, understands that a toilet that can automatically put the lid down for you would please your wife and is thus, obviously, called the marriage-saver.

The single need not worry because the Japs have the highest consideration for you, too. It is for people who can’t get enough of foot-tapping music that the Japanese created toilets that can play you music, and with such an installation in your house it is no wonder that you are still single (have you never heard of a disco?). Perhaps the most popular Japanese toilet is the one that does your dirty job for you by washing and drying your rear end and other privates and keeps a heated seat for you so that you are comfortable in the cold of the morning. The one product that I can’t understand is a toilet that takes your blood pressure (!).

Via: GeeksAreSexy